Today in Toasted Tweets, we see what stoners have to say about Clinton, Trump, the debates and our good friend and possibly our favorite politician, Mary Jane.
If you watched the debates sober, one word: Why? Not since Fantasia has there been such a perfect opportunity for stoned TV viewing. But let’s get real, if you’re reading this, you probably didn’t.The big question on everyone’s mind is, “Who won the debates?” but I ask another question of America: “How long do you stand in line for a Cronut before you start questioning your life?” It’s one for the cosmos.
Enjoy this week’s collection of politically themed pot-ty mouths.
Taking a break from arguing with Donald Trump supporters to smoke weed, have an abortion, pray to Bill & put on my gang colors #TrumpTapes
— uberfeminist (@uberfeminist) October 8, 2016
Trump hasn't paid his taxes in 16 years
Me: oh man that's a lot of weed— Coree Spencer (@coreespencer) October 4, 2016
Don't argue with liberal friends who post about not voting for Hillary.
Just reply with: "(bong rip) Yeah, man. The corporations, man."
— Alan Talaga (@danpotacke) July 27, 2016
Picking between Trump or Hillary is like you weed guy saying "bro I'm all out but I got meth & crack, which one you want?"
— Uncle Mel (@MelBasquiat) September 27, 2016
Fanfiction: Jill Stein and Donald Trump kill Gary Johnson and Hillary Clinton and celebrate by smoking Gary Johnson's weed stash.
— Gas The Bronies (@karmapolitical) September 19, 2016
Every morning I wake up & remember marijuana is still illegal & Trump is still a presidential candidate & I just wanna go back to bed y'know
— Sami (@slamajamaa) October 5, 2016
legalize marijuana so trump and Hillary can smoke a blunt and chill tf out
— brooke (@ayeee_its_brick) September 27, 2016
time to smoke some weed and watch this dumpster fire burn #debates
— sean watters (@rncthrowaway) October 10, 2016
Trump's eyes are hella pink. Is he high? I'm serious, is he high? #debate
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 10, 2016
"when they go low, we get high"
Michelle "Wiz Khalifa" Obama#debate
— #MamoudouNDiaye (@MamoudouNDiaye) October 10, 2016
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http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-oct-12-2016-edition/
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