Thursday 27 October 2016

Toasted Tweets | Oct. 28, 2016 Edition

With the world the spinning train wreck that it appears to be, it’s important to find little glimpses of hope from time to time wherever you can—enter the magic plant and its influence on Twitter users worldwide.

Today’s Toasted Tweets cover the gamut of jolly distractions, including wisdom, advice, ponderings, stoner thoughts, jokes and more from a wild bevy of people who appear to toke and type, perhaps even simultaneously.

So here are the rules: Get high and read these tweets for a boost of positivity. Don’t you wish that was part of our educational system’s typical curriculum? Ah, but maybe next year.

I wonder what people will put into their bongs when we use up all the world’s water?

— Jessica Delfino (@jessicadelfino) October 27, 2016

On my wiki page I’m afraid my list of influences will be caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, and one really good mushroom trip.

— Jesse Fernandez (@JesseFernandez) October 20, 2016

I have just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) October 20, 2016

Do people still call them spliffs? Like, “Yeah, I’m just gonna chill out with a spliff tonight,” is that still a thing?

— McCord (@radiomccord) October 21, 2016

If the entire world smoked a joint of Marijuana, there would be peace for 3 hours on the entire planet.

— Fact (@Fact) October 22, 2016

do u think dogs get nervous and hide their marijuana when they see police dogs

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 25, 2016

I use medical marijuana because my third eye got glaucoma

— wisdom (@GWizdumb) October 17, 2016

“Wake and bake” has a different meaning at the local muffin shop than it does in Colorado and Washington state.

— danny (@Mardigroan) October 22, 2016

we all need to realize that happiness can in fact come from ganja ????

— danielle driscoll (@doubledee1227) October 19, 2016

Vape smoke smells like virginity and cargo shorts

— Johnny (@LeonardCowalski) October 27, 2016

Don’t miss last week’s Toasted Tweets!



from
http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-oct-28-2016-edition/

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