Tis the season to smoke a fat J, folks. It’s official, Seasons weedings and the holidaze are upon us. Shopping and fruitcakes, family and work events are way better high, and everyone knows it. The Twitterverse is prepping for the oncoming festivities how they do—with Hanukkah bongs, Christmas “trees” and of course, loads of snark. So crank up Adam Sandler, get Scrooged and It’s A Wonderful Life cued up, and enjoy this week’s holidaze-themed Toasted Tweets.
Crema in my hand, snow coming down up the hill, & I am surrounded by good people and mountains of weed. Colorado has my full heart… ❤️
— ★~(◠‿◕✿) (@bolly_munster) November 29, 2016
After living in weed California for 2 years I can honestly say I don't give a shit if I ever see snow again in my life lol
— Ricky Cortes (@eaglebaby32) November 27, 2016
My mom bought my little sister fuzzy weed socks thinking they were snow flakes…
— Matt Cavallo (@cavallomatt4) November 26, 2016
i wish snow was weed when it falls from the sky u know
— LI$A FRANK (@H0LYSWAGG) November 18, 2016
Need to find a sad boy to smoke weed with all through the winter
— ????MEDUSA???? (@lifelessdoll_) December 1, 2016
Season's Weedings. Has someone done that already? I don't care. Season's Weedings. Snoop the halls. I could go all day.
— Sam Armel (@samanthaarmel) April 20, 2016
I always wonder how much weed is given away each year on Christmas it's the secret to happy #holidaze
— StonerSanta (@StonerSanta) December 3, 2016
Possible Aspiga X-Mas song titles:
Holidaze
Santa with the two fat sacks
Ghost of Christmas Ass
Under the Missile Toe
Warm Side of the Door— Ray Finkle (@RayShithead) December 3, 2016
The Night Before is the true stoner Christmas comedy the world was in need of
— Angel Diaz (@ADiaz456) July 19, 2016
Menorah Bong pic.twitter.com/oxAnlX4jev
— Glass Pieces (@GIassPorn) December 11, 2015
from
http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-dec-7-2016/
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