Wednesday 21 September 2016

Toasted Tweets | Sept. 21, 2016 Edition

It’s time for another installment of Toasted Tweets, the only Twitter roundup that guarantees the dankest thoughts on the world. So grab your reading glasses if your eyes are glazed (and if you can remember where you put them), plug in your mood lamp, make a Scooby Doo sized sandwich, crank up something super groovy, roll up a doobie and enjoy some illuminated ruminations on the world’s best plant.

My son was born at 4:20 PM which I think was the universe's way of saying, "Hey, smoke a J, you earned it"

— Jessica Delfino (@jessicadelfino) September 13, 2016

Help, police, someone is smoking weed outside my window and now I have the munchies too

— MariGari (@marianagarces) September 7, 2016

1 out of every 200 people on here get really upset that I talk about weed. What I'm saying is 1 out of every 200 people have no friends.

— Evan Leslie Jones (@Frodeziac) September 11, 2016

The problem with putting weed out of reach from the child is that it is often also out of reach for me. #HighMom

— (((Alison Klemp))) (@alisonklemp) November 27, 2015

I'm going to make a stoner horror movie and call it: "The Hills Have Red Eyes."

— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfieldPi) September 13, 2016

I get constipated every day I don't smoke marijuana, but I should quit. I'm left with a tough choice: Shit, or get off the pot.

— Benjamin Pernick (@BenjaminPernick) July 17, 2014

what if aliens gave the human race marijuana so that we could chill together but we made it illegal

— vibethriller (@vibethriller) September 19, 2016

Life: Your roommates will both be out of town this wee-

Me: I guess it's time to smoke weed naked in my living room and face my mortality!

— Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) March 27, 2016

Police claim that marijuana is more potent than ever….that's perfectly fine to me.

— Life As A Stoner (@iLifeAsStoner) September 19, 2016

I want to give a stern talking to to stoned me, but we're never in the same room at the same time.

Heh heh. Tutu.

— Killy Dwyer (@killythekid) September 13, 2016

 



from
http://hightimes.com/culture/toasted-tweets-sept-21-2016-edition/

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