Today, we visit the stoner timeline to see tweets by comedians, randos—even a major politician weighs in. Wonder if Bernie inhales or not? As if he doesn’t! He lives in freaking VERMONT.
Welp, you know the procedure. Load up the bong, puff puff pass, sit back and enjoy the thoughts and ideas of other stoners, some much smarter than you.
I put my dog in the front yard when I smoke pot on the back porch because I don't need her silent but visible disapproval
— a super gnarly dude (@JoySynthesis) June 11, 2016
hit me with your best pot ????????
— Em and Cam (@cvntnvgget_) September 9, 2016
my mom won't let me get my depressed cat stoned ????
— Sami (@slamajamaa) September 16, 2016
I wonder if sea-weed is what makes the tide high
— melina (@nicoutines) September 11, 2016
I know more people whose lives were ruined as a result of World of Warcraft than as a result of smoking pot https://t.co/NKjgbKMpkM
— Showerthoughts (@rShowerThoughts) September 18, 2016
I'm getting my medical marijuana card today can't wait to get my complimentary pair of weed socks and matching bucket hat
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) September 20, 2016
I've decided to call my marijuana-fed beef restaurant "Steaks Is High"
— Joe DeVito (@JoeDeVitoComedy) September 19, 2016
How many people at Wells Fargo are going to jail? Zero. But if you smoke marijuana in this country, you get a criminal record.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) September 20, 2016
"THE DANGERS OF MARIJUANA"
I went outside to take out the trash and forgot to bring the trash lol
— The HBCURoundTable ™ (@HBCU_Roundtable) September 20, 2016
Why marry when you can marijuana?
— hannah (@hansutherland) September 21, 2016
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